Teri, Call Me

[Michael Snow]

I just wanted to see if you'd open it, proving that you considered calling me.



We could quit our jobs and run away to the lake cabin and live our lives out like mountain man and woman... as long as the plumbing works...

 

[Teri C.]

Mike, I feel really bad for your wife!

 

[Michael Snow]

Why? A cabin in the middle of nowhere wouldn't be bad for her either. But again, she insists on indoor plumbing, and air conditioning, and no bugs. Past that, she's all for roughing it. I'll give up lots of things, but the plumbing MUST work... I ain't much on digging holes and running outside in the middle of the night.



But don't worry, I feel bad for my wife too... thank God she never has come to her senses yet.

 

[Staci Matheis]

And I thought that Penny Berryman was The "Impossible Dream"..........



:^)

 

[Teri C.]

I don't even know who Penny is....

 

[Staci Matheis]

Don't know who Penny is?

Blasphemy!

SHE is the Goddess of fishing!







We once exchanged autographed pictures.....

 

[Staci Matheis]

Everybody BUT Mike Snow! :^)

 

[Teri C.]

Rick, did you lose your thought.....I thought I was the Goddess of fishing. HA!

 

[sold boat]

Rick,

Every time I see you post I try to get you to tell me about your boat ,I think it is the same as mine with a 120 force? I was just wondering how fast, what prop, etc, I gps'd mine last weekend and got 51 mph, just wondering,

Thanks Steve B.

 

[Bob G.]

Teri,



If you ever get the chance to meet Penny, ask her about Scott (me!) and watch her call security!!! LOL



I nominate you for Goddess of Fishing on NTOWS!



Bob G.

 

[Tony Payne]

That's interesting me!, you exchanged autographs with her and she let you keep yours?



Very interesting....

 

[Bill Hamilton]

Got to be careful 'cause Toxic might give Teri a run for her money as the "goddess of NTOWS" if he keeps wearing that toenail polish.

 

[Bob G.]

I forgot about the toenail polish!! But since Toxic is a bad kisser AND a guy, Teri has the upper hand for sure!



Bob G.

 

[Kenneth Brown]

Tox, I DIDN'T DO IT......... THIS TIME. KB

 

[Scott Hammer TOXIC]

It ain't fair to "pile on"!!LOL Just because I wear polish and I am "rumored" to be a bad kisser, my masculinity has not been questioned. Remember, LaMoy has the red silk and Mac has a naugathong, so I fit right in!!LOL.



TOXIC

 

[Bill Hamilton]

Toxic - LOL - really thought someone else would have posted before me.

 

[Bill Hamilton]

Whoa - Remind me never to fish with you three at the same time. LOL

 

[Bill McElroy]

that "naugathong" thing got stolen on Bourbon St. Never to be replaced,.....anybody need some beads??

 

[Bill Hamilton]

To all - Glad to see that everyone on this board has a great sense of humor. It could get real ugly if they didn't. This is by far the best board I have been on and it seems like you get to know almost everyone and their family even though you seldom meet them. Keep up the great postings. It sure helps me get through the day!!!!!

 

[Carlos Hathcock III]

You know, this is why I like this board so much. I look at the thread this morning and 2 replies, and now look at it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH gotta love this place!!!!!



Carlos

 

[Bill Hamilton]

Hey CIII - You're right. Somewhere along the way we lost the issue with Teri and got way off on a tangent. Doncha just luv it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Carlos Hathcock III]

Yep you are right Bill!!!!!!!

 

[Scott Hammer TOXIC]

Yeah, the 3 of us in our finest on the same boat would look like something out of Moulan Rouge (Like that segway into N'awlins' Mac?). Either that or Cabaret.....or maybe an HBO Undercover report!! LOL



TOXIC

 

[Bill McElroy]

Note to self: "Never,..and I mean NEVER step on the same deck with Mono-Brow LaMoy and the Toxic Hammer"

 

[Teri C.]

You guys sound more feminine than me!!

 

[Rob LaMoy]

Mono-Brow???? Were did that come from Mackelroy??? You sure you ain't got me mixed up with some OTHER bourbon drinkin, hooters lovin, smallie slayin, funkmaster?

 

[Carlos Hathcock III]

BBBBWWWHHAHAHAHAH Mono-Brow HAHAHAHBWBWWBABABA

 

[Michael Snow]

Teri, you may be a female, but any female that fishes, watches football, and buys a freaking cabin, can't hide behind "feminine"... I'm sure you can get all prettied up and look like you're all feminine, but I have a feeling you're as much "one of the guys" as the rest of us (me! excluded ).

 

[Greg Meyer]

Its a good thing "they" don't round up the loosely wrapped and herd them all together much anymore.... We'd all have the same address....

 

[gone bye bye]

Hey Lamoy, you forgot toad slayin in that barrage....







Mini

 

[Bill Hamilton]

Maybe the three can even do a special Victoria Secret catalog.

 

[Scott Hammer TOXIC]

A collectors issue for sure.....book deals, signings, endorsements, I can see it now...Mac's new charachter...the "Lingerie Lunker" (complete with beads and mono-brow).



TOXIC

 

[Bill Hamilton]

Don't forget about the painted toenails - ooops - does a LM have toenails?????? Well maybe we can paint the pectoral fins or something. LOL

 

[Staci Matheis]

I agree! Teri for Goddess!





Sim -



If you want the WHOLE story..... Go to: "Scott's World, Episode XXXVII" in which I meet Bill "Mac" McElroy AND........ by Scott, 3/16/2002"



TOX, Mac, Rob and Mike -



Don't worry, most men DO attempt cross-dressing several times in their lives; it has nothing to do with your masculinity! It's not until you start taking those little hormone pills that you become "different"!



:^)

me!

 

[Staci Matheis]

Teri -



Penny did actually make a visit to our board once about a year ago and told a bit about her history.



See:

I've got a quesiton for the Ladies....... by Scott, 4/2/2002



me!

 

[Bob G.]

me!,



Not likely on the cross dressing thing!! Men in womens clothes makes them different, with or without the pills!!



Bob G.

 

[Staci Matheis]

Actually..... If I remember a psychological study correctly that I once came across..... The figure is something like 87% experiment at one time or another to some extent.....

 

[Tony Payne]

Yeah, me, that study is probably correct, but I would venture that <i><font color=blue>87% experiment at one time or another to some extent</font></i> is a far cry from what most consider "cross dressing". IOW, playing with the wife's undies does not make one a cross dresser!



Studies and statistics usually only serve to bolster the person (or groups) pre-concieved notion of what the results "should" be, and are usually skewed in that manner. Even if the results are not, the report of them are.

 

[Staci Matheis]

You are absolutely correct, Sim.

There are huge differences.

That's why including wording such as "experiment" and "some extent" are so very important.

 

[Bob G.]

Is this conversation really taking place on NTOWS?? I would think that there are newgroups on the net that would tailor to these subjects.



Bob G.

 

[Staci Matheis]

This would become a very boring and empty site if all we ever discussed were Nitro and Tracker boats.....

 

[Larry Harp]

I'll second that, Me. I go to some of the fishing & boating topics only sites and find them very lacking. I enjoy the human side of NTOWS.



I must be part of the 13%. If you ever compared my wife's beam to mine you would see it would be like putting a canoe cover on a 929.



Harpo

 

[Mikel Stephens]

Don't goddesses usually show themselves nude?

I would be more likely to vote if one did.

 

[Greg Meyer]

Them other places is "websites"... "dis is home"! And, at home we discuss everything that affects or interests us... we just do it very civilly...

 

[Staci Matheis]

Harpo, they do have catalogs for "Plus Sized" girls!

OK, Mikel, just so's we don't have a nekid god contest as well.

"Mother" Rich will be so proud of you, Greg!



:^)

me!

 

[Staci Matheis]

Hh-hm-m-m-m-m..........

....."Mother".....

Anyone think it should be Rich Stern's new screen name?