Rally Photo Caption Contest !

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"Uh..... No, Officer..... I haven't been drinking....."



"Wait'll Rob sees what I did to his Ranger....."



"Some say I look just like Fish Fishburne!"



"Can I borrow your bathroom?"



"Please keep the camera up..... I don't want anyone to see my maid outfit."



"How do I lower this camera..... I want everyone to see my maid outfit!"



"The Queen Mum is HOT!"



"Hell No! Riding as the passenger in a single console doesn't bother ME!"



"I was Mac's inspiration for the eyes and grin in his cartoons!"



"Damn! This burns!"



"It was dark out..... So I went skinny dipping..... And then this turtle....."



"Mudshark!"



"It's the chocolate in Kathy and Jill's cookies..... I can't sleep!"



"Duct tape on the eyebrows won't save you!"



"Ps-s-st..... Mini..... There's a Hooters convention across the lake!"



"PLEASE let me in! The black flies are swarming!"



"LOL! I can make a face here and Staci won't be able to post it!"







 
"Why didn't you tell me you laid that ^%$^%$ Rattletrap

on my seat"????



"Are there bugs in my teeth, come on, are there"?



"Would you believe these eyes are glass" Well, would ya"?



"Mr left ear! my left ear is gone!"



"Why would anybody put the darn urinal right below the

&^&^$#$% web cam?"



"It doesn't matter if you wiggle or dance, the last drop always gets in your pants."





Bill:):)

 
"Dare me to touch what wire?"



"Who took the seat off of my bicycle?"



"It was real big with lots of lights! They beamed me up right off the lake and started probing, well you know where"





Ok, ENOUGH:)Watch TV or something Bill (note to myself)



Bill



Bill
 
This is what a Fish sees when people like Jimmy Houston try to kiss em!
 
"When I see Staci, I'm gonna kick her a$$ so bad she'll need butt implants!!!"
 
"Geeez, ya shave ONE guy's eyebrow and he shears the side of your head off!"
 
Is that a morel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
 
"if Trep weighs more or a bigger fish them me i'll EXPLODE!!!!"
 
IF I HEAR ABOUT TREPS' F@#$$ING FISH ONE MORE TIME , I'LL EXPLODE!!!!!!
 
Treps Fish!!! There you go Champ!!! LOL



And incase you forgot what she looked like...
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Trep,



Your onboard photographer did a great job!!! When are you doing a TV show on OLN and The Outdoor Channel?? I don't care if you post that pic once per day until the next rally!!! That is the all time big bass caught during a NTOWS rally!



Bob G.
 
Bob - What a GREAT Photographer I had on the boat, and a wonderful Net B*tch too!!! lol



I just talked to the replica maker, sent pictures and measurements, gotta mail them a depost and off we go!!
 
me!,



I'm not sure if the world is ready for a fishing show hosted by you!! LOL! It would be hard for you to compete with Shelly and Courtney. They may not be great fisherwomen, but they sure are better looking!!



Bob G.
 
Bob -Shhh on the show! I'm talking to ESPN2 for a new reality show called "Wining from Tin!" Problem seems to be the budget for film and editing. Based on my history and record, we need enough film for 4 years of once a week fishing and the appropriating editing to make a 30 min show!!!! LOL
 
Trep...You coming to Canada this year? Maybe this time we could hook up for a day of fishing?
 
Bob -



LOL!! That was a caption for the photo!



However...... If Penny Berryman wanted to team up..... She could do the play-by-play and I could add the color!
 
Champ - Not comming up till next year, gotta book the trip to Nestor Falls assuming my in-laws are up to it. I'll know more after a August 1st trip to a family reunion in WI.
 

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