Friday Funny

[Bruce Freeman]

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>>>>Jack's Operation

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>>> The doctor said, "Jack, the good news is I can cure

>>>your headaches. The bad news is that it will require

>>>castration. You have a very rare condition, which

>>>causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the

>>>pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way

>>>to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

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>>> Jack was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he

>>>had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go

>>>under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was

>>>without a headache for

>>>the first time in 20 years, but

>>>he felt like he was missing an important part of

>>>himself. As he walked down the street, he realized

>>>that he felt like a different person. He could make a

>>>new beginning and live a new life.

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>>> He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's

>>>what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and

>>>told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

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>>> The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's

>>>see...size 44 long." Jack laughed, "That's right, how

>>>did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the

>>>tailor said. Jack tried on the suit; it fit

>>>perfectly.

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>>> As Jack admired himself in the mirror, the salesman

>>>asked, "How about a new shirt?" Jack thought for a

>>>moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Jack

>>>and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

>>>Jack was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

>>>"Been in the business 60 years." Jack tried on the

>>>shirt, and it fit perfectly.

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>>> Jack walked comfortably around the shop, and the

>>>salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

>>>Jack thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The

>>>salesman said, "Let's see..size 36."

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>>> Jack laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34

>>>since I was 18 years old."

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>>> The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size

>>>34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against

>>>the base of your spine and give you one hell of a

>>>headache."

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>>> New suit - $400

>>> New shirt - $36

>>> New underwear - $6

>>> Second opinion - PRICELESS

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[William H. (Bill) Barham]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!

 

[JR F]

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