Staci Matheis
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I've long wondered why men and women don't compete in the same fishing tournament series. If ever there were a sport where both were equal, surely this must be it. I've come up with some ideas, but I'm sure that they aren't the real reasons.......
10. Wives and girlfriends would have the potential to earn as much or more than the men.
9. Male bass would compete to be held - maybe even kissed - by the women.
8. Female bass would come up to the women to share pictures of their children.
7. Maidenform might want to sponsor a series - and all the boats would have to be dual consoles.
6. Who wants a rear view mirror in a bass boat? They'd all be turned the wrong direction anyway.
5. Fish are scared away by the noise created by an empty coffee can rolling around in the boat.
4. Long hair might clog the floor drains.
3. Five minutes of fishing time would be lost stopping to refresh make-up on the way back to the weigh-in.
2. Flowered seat fabric in a bass boat?
1. It's a know fact that a true measure of masculinity is how expensive the toys you own are..... And what real man could handle knowing that the best rods and reels made were the "Penny Berryman Signature Series"!
me!
10. Wives and girlfriends would have the potential to earn as much or more than the men.
9. Male bass would compete to be held - maybe even kissed - by the women.
8. Female bass would come up to the women to share pictures of their children.
7. Maidenform might want to sponsor a series - and all the boats would have to be dual consoles.
6. Who wants a rear view mirror in a bass boat? They'd all be turned the wrong direction anyway.
5. Fish are scared away by the noise created by an empty coffee can rolling around in the boat.
4. Long hair might clog the floor drains.
3. Five minutes of fishing time would be lost stopping to refresh make-up on the way back to the weigh-in.
2. Flowered seat fabric in a bass boat?
1. It's a know fact that a true measure of masculinity is how expensive the toys you own are..... And what real man could handle knowing that the best rods and reels made were the "Penny Berryman Signature Series"!
me!