Usually, the quotes come from what's left of my mind. As Mac (the knife) mentioned, they are Buffet lines and being from Alabama, the place Jimmy said he'd NEVER return to play another show, it's state law to know 75% of all Buffet material. It's a prorated thing where they will raise the percentage each year until we know all there is to know about The Church of Buffet.
" ... I just bought a waterbed, it's filled up with Elmers Glue... "
See!!! This is the kind of stuff, fishin' lies are made of. Maybe I'll try to get Buffet in to sing at the innaugural ball of the 2nd annual rally! Magaritas and shrimp for everybody, and march around the table! You guys don't listen to Jim Croce too do ya? Cause if we start talkin junkyard dogs, I'm gonna bust!
Scott, you should have known better. LOL No 'toons in this post, just TUNES! See now I'm off on a tangent. I'd pay to see Mac & Mini do some Buffet on the front of that 929 on Erie in 5' swells.
"...and there I was sitting on the group W bench with baby rapers, and mother rapers, and FATHER rapers, and the biggest, meanest, father raper of 'em all said 'what are you in here for kid', and I said la-la-la littering and they all moved away from me on the bench..."
Twenty years ago, when I was married, my wife had a little girl by her previous marriage. One day, when Ashley was about 4, tryin' to find a way to keep her amused while I was in charge, I taught her the "Motor-sickle Song".......
Several days later, I'm stopped at a light with Linda and Ashley in the car, when a group of Hell's Angels types pulls up alongside on their Hogs - leathers and colors a blazin'........
Ashley rolls down her window in the back seat, sticks her head out and......... Yup, you guessed it! At the top of her little lungs so she could be heard over the roar of the exhaust...... "Ah don't want a pickle.......!"
You guys are getting too rowdy, I'm gonna go sit on my front porch swing and play my 6 string til you all calm down! LOL On a side note with the children, after a day on the water just me and my boy, he told his mother that he's going to take HIS bass boat (he's only 3) and run over those dam# waterfleas. Don't know where he heard that! My wife has some suspicions. That and he tells folks "Not to mess with Daddy's Dodge!" That's my boy!
Great story....my boy couldn't pronounce "B" when he was younger so he always greeted me at the door when I got home from work and wanted to know if we could go on the lake and catch some "pig pass"....
If I do the entertainment for the banquet it will be a short one! Can't even play a guitar, but I can sing out of tune with the best of them! Actually as a kid, I was in all state and county choir, but they frowned on Buffet. Some folks just don't appreciate the finer things in life!