Caption Contest!!!

[David Hunt]

Captions anyone???

 

[Bruce Freeman]

Sorry: But I had to GO..

BF

 

[Michael Snow]

Mmmmm... non-fat grass...



Does this leg make my grass look fat?



Cornstalks...the other green vegetable.

 

[Steve Rizza]

PPPSSSSST hey buddy. There's a bunch of nice fat,juicy ones on the other side of this fence. But you didn't hear it from me.

 

[gone bye bye]

"Got Grass?"



Mini

 

[Mikel Stephens]

GOT COW?

GOT BRANGUS?

[It's me and you...We'll just see about: "What's for dinner mo@$%#F&^%er"}

 

[Mark Hofman]

Whatchoolookinat, Willis?

 

[Richard Whittemore]

Huh? Somethin' green hangin' from my WHAT?!?!?!? Piehole??

 

[David Hunt]

Eat more chicken!

 

[Rich D]

I got to get me some of that!

 

[Mark Hofman]

Atkins? Atkins who?

 

[Staci Matheis]

LOL @ Mini!!

 

[Bill McElroy]

"I pity de'fool who tries to tattoo the golden arches on my rump roast!"

 

[Tony Payne]

"whaaaaat" ?



(in the wolf's voice from Shrek).

 

[Steve Flattem]

ya gotta a hemi in there?

 

[Mark Hofman]

Huh?

 

[Mark Hofman]

WHAT?

 

[TOMMY RICH]

Go ahead and say "MAD COW DISEASE" ONE more time...punk!

TEE

 

[TrepMan]

"Mmmmmmmm Grass" in your best Homer Simpson voice!

 

[Andrew Zuber]

This is more applicable in the Northern half of the US:



"I am NOT a deer!!!"



az

 

[Bill McElroy]

Hey Wolf,....Mini made me listen to "50 Cent" on the way to the lake saturday!!...ahahahhhhaa........"Drinkin' Bacardi like it's yo birfday!!" LOL!!!

 

[gone bye bye]

lol @ wolf.....



I love that line!



Mini

 

[Andrew Zuber]

Here's the winner:



Kiss me you fool!



az

 

[Marke Cicero]

EAT...MY...CUD!!!

 

[TOMMY RICH]

Mooth! Isn't that what the hairli.......oh you know the rest of the line!

TEE

 

[TOMMY RICH]

CUD I say so! That's why!

 

[JEFF WHITE]

here it is,remember the show dinosaurs,the baby,what he used to say all the time:



GOTTA LOVE ME! in the same voice as the baby!

 

[Michael Snow]

"Mad Cow Disease"? Come closer and you're gonna see "p!ssed off cow disease"

 

[Robert Spradley]

I love eating grass and depleting the ozone.

 

[Scott Hammer TOXIC]

What's a fish?



TOXIC

 

[Scott Hammer TOXIC]

Thanks for milking me......but I'm a bull.



TOXIC

 

[Rick Hale]

"What-you-looking-at"



Whatssuppppy

 

[Marke Cicero]

AFFLACK!!!

 

[Rob LaMoy]

"Does this grass make my @$$ look big?"

 

[gone bye bye]

"Do I look like a butane distribution center?"

 

[Bill McElroy]

"Put the fork and the A-1 bottle away,...or I will use your face for a door mat!"....

 

[Scott Hammer TOXIC]

Did you just see that guy go by in red silk undies and a pink hat?



TOXIC

 

[Staci Matheis]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!



ChampioN 176 reminds me of a bumper sticker from back in the 60's.....



"No cash. No grass. No ass. No ride."

 

[Greg Meyer]

Alright you caught me....but it really did look greener over here...

 

[Max Neathamer2]

I think one more mouth full and I will have enough back pressure to hit the corn field from here!! Gggggrrrroooowwwlll....