David Munaretto
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If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, "Everybody get down",
would all the people start dancing?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would
someone want cake if they can't eat it?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more
fun to eat a big one?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, could you
eventually be Captain Crunch?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, don't they know they're really
saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?
If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he
has no idea if its going to rain or not?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Don't you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in
a tub?
If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when
people say "Fire at will"?
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I
think not!
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over
our heels?
Is extraordinary just more ordinary than usual?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
If Dracula has no reflection, how can he always have such a straight
part in his hair?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear
him, is he still wrong?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery
is dead?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped
differently?
If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, "Everybody get down",
would all the people start dancing?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would
someone want cake if they can't eat it?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more
fun to eat a big one?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, could you
eventually be Captain Crunch?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, don't they know they're really
saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?
If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he
has no idea if its going to rain or not?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Don't you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in
a tub?
If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when
people say "Fire at will"?
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I
think not!
What do you say when someone says you're in denial, but you're not?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Why do they call it "head over heels in love" If our head is always over
our heels?
Is extraordinary just more ordinary than usual?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why do they put "for indoor or outdoor use only" on Christmas lights?
If Dracula has no reflection, how can he always have such a straight
part in his hair?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear
him, is he still wrong?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery
is dead?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped
differently?
