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BJ Laster

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You know you're from Oklahoma if:



1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and Chickasha.



2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are

sissies.



3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look

for a funnel.



4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the

highway.



5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.



6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by

the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.



7. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.



8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.



9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.



10. You measure distance in minutes.



11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."



12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an

airplane crash.



13. Little smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.



14. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.



15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.



16. You know cowpies are not made of beef.



17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding

date.



18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your

fist.



19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a

four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.



20. You know in which state Miam-uh is and in which state Miam-ee is.



21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in

the same store.



22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.





23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Ford F350 4x4 is.





24. You know everything goes better with Ranch.





25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.





26. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your

friends.
 
And...



Number 3...how true that is..



I did that tonight actually!!!!
 
All true I must say. I'll add another...



If someone giving you directions tells you to go 3 sections west and 2 sections north, you know you're about 5 miles away.



Harpo
 
"12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash."



Are you serious?????? ROFL!!!! Those are GOOD!
 
Yeah, Staci, we have TWO of them....Will Rogers and Wiley Post.



Harpo
 
I had never thought of that, until i got this.



Wiley post and will rogers were both on the same plane werent they? wiley was the pilot and will was going to do some acting up north around alaska, right????
 
I am an Okie and wouldn't have it anyother way. And yes I would, vote for Bob Stoops for President.
 
Staci, meet Coach Bob Stoops.



Scott, Good to hear from another Sooner fan. How's everything down SE? I'll bet you get to go to McGee Creek and Broken Bow all you want, huh?



Harpo
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