Rob, who normally sweats in any temp over 60 f, puts on his arctic expedition series coat.
A purebred freak of nature bird dog upon seeing the shotgun and gear, takes an excited jump out the door towards the truck, only to be struck with sub zero temps, then turns and runs back in the house, down the hall, and far under the bed!
A 4 year old opts NOT to go outside and go sledding but rather stay in and play fishing on the computer.
You wake up in the middle of the night to see your wife perched over you wrapped in 16 layers of thermal underwear with a 5 gallon bucket of ice and snow in one hand and your loaded (now useless to you see dog comment) shotgun in the other and she says, "GOD HELP ME, IF WE DON'T MOVE SOUTH NOOOWWWWW!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL SOMETHING AND YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST INSURANCE POLICY!"
You try to start a SNOW machine and it just goes "click"
You humor yourself to go read the thermometer and all it reads is "TOO MOTHER F$*@&%%*#&$ COLD, GO AWAY"
The weatherman says, "Good news......we'll have a low pressure warming spell on Tuesday and highs will be in the low teens" Shortly thereafter the weatherman comes up missing, never to be seen or heard from again!
Yup......it's cold in NY folks! And if you have time to think of crap like this.....it's reeeeeaaaallllly cold out! LOL Durn fever.
A purebred freak of nature bird dog upon seeing the shotgun and gear, takes an excited jump out the door towards the truck, only to be struck with sub zero temps, then turns and runs back in the house, down the hall, and far under the bed!
A 4 year old opts NOT to go outside and go sledding but rather stay in and play fishing on the computer.
You wake up in the middle of the night to see your wife perched over you wrapped in 16 layers of thermal underwear with a 5 gallon bucket of ice and snow in one hand and your loaded (now useless to you see dog comment) shotgun in the other and she says, "GOD HELP ME, IF WE DON'T MOVE SOUTH NOOOWWWWW!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL SOMETHING AND YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST INSURANCE POLICY!"
You try to start a SNOW machine and it just goes "click"
You humor yourself to go read the thermometer and all it reads is "TOO MOTHER F$*@&%%*#&$ COLD, GO AWAY"
The weatherman says, "Good news......we'll have a low pressure warming spell on Tuesday and highs will be in the low teens" Shortly thereafter the weatherman comes up missing, never to be seen or heard from again!
Yup......it's cold in NY folks! And if you have time to think of crap like this.....it's reeeeeaaaallllly cold out! LOL Durn fever.
