> Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like
> it.
> If you let a smile be your umbrella,
> then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.
> The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age
> are urinate and attend funerals.
> The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size
> bucket.
>
> To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
>
> Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old
ladies
running around with tattoos?
> Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to
> cry in a Porsche than a Kia.
> Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.
> After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere, you may
> be dead.
JR
> it.
> If you let a smile be your umbrella,
> then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.
> The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age
> are urinate and attend funerals.
> The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size
> bucket.
>
> To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
>
> Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old
ladies
running around with tattoos?
> Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to
> cry in a Porsche than a Kia.
> Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.
> After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere, you may
> be dead.
JR
