Ken's Poem and a Reprisal (for those who haven't seen this!)

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DEM BASSUS

by Ken Neeley



'dem bassus, 'dem bassus

keep kicking my assus

'cuz sumtimes I ketch 'em

but most times I don't



I don't unnerstand

what kind of a plan

will help me put bassus

inside of my bote



Scents I have sprinkled

I tride thangs that twinkle

I've even used wurms

with bobbers that float



i think now i know

the way I should I go

"'dem bassus luv sparkles" (c)

dat's the end of my quote.





DEM BASSUS - A REPRISAL (edited for clarity this time)

by MOFish



Dem bassus, big bassus

none hangs on my wall

 
Cabin Fever, come on Barb. This guy WORKS at a BPS store. He's surrounded all day by boats, tackle, tools, toys, food! Oh and don't forget that TANK! I bet when he get's bored he just moseys on up to the flipping deck on that tank and plays catch with them Bassus! I'd KILL for a job like that!



Oh, and getting to play motor boat in every Nitro, Tracker, Tahoe everyday and get PAID for it!



You that man, Ken, you the man!
 
Great Fishing report Ken, I guess maybe like me working in an ice cream store one summer - by the end of the summer I couldn't eat ice cream for MONTHs!
 
Sung to the tune of "My Way"





My friends...winter's here

and now I face

a snowy curtain



It's cold

the lakes are hard

I'll catch no bassus

of this I'm certain



But when

they finally melt

that's where I'll be

casting all day



I'll catch

a big 'ole toad

and do it

myyyyyyyy waaaaaaaay



I won't throw no worms

I'm sure you knew

'dem bassus bite off

more than they can chew

I'll throw 'em all

there is no doubt

they will sparkle bright

when I cast 'em out

and when they fall

big bassus I'll haul

and do it

myyyyyyyy sparkly waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
 
Ladies and gentlemen,



that was THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
So Clinton could play the sax! He had nothin' on Neeley.

Neeley for pres (c) LOL

Vote Neeley, VOTE for a better tomorrow with sparkles!
 

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