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Mark Hofman

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DEM BASSUS

by Ken Neeley



'dem bassus, 'dem bassus

keep kicking my assus

'cuz sumtimes I ketch 'em

but most times I don't



I don't unnerstand

what kind of a plan

will help me put bassus

inside of my bote



Scents I have sprinkled

I tride thangs that twinkle

I've even used wurms

with bobbers that float



i think now i know

the way I should I go

"'dem bassus luv sparkles" (c)

dat's the end of my quote.





DEM BASSUS - A REPRISAL (edited for clarity this time)

by MOFish



Dem bassus, big bassus

none hangs on my wall

 

TrepMan

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Cabin Fever, come on Barb. This guy WORKS at a BPS store. He's surrounded all day by boats, tackle, tools, toys, food! Oh and don't forget that TANK! I bet when he get's bored he just moseys on up to the flipping deck on that tank and plays catch with them Bassus! I'd KILL for a job like that!



Oh, and getting to play motor boat in every Nitro, Tracker, Tahoe everyday and get PAID for it!



You that man, Ken, you the man!
 

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Great Fishing report Ken, I guess maybe like me working in an ice cream store one summer - by the end of the summer I couldn't eat ice cream for MONTHs!
 

Ken Neeley

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Sung to the tune of "My Way"





My friends...winter's here

and now I face

a snowy curtain



It's cold

the lakes are hard

I'll catch no bassus

of this I'm certain



But when

they finally melt

that's where I'll be

casting all day



I'll catch

a big 'ole toad

and do it

myyyyyyyy waaaaaaaay



I won't throw no worms

I'm sure you knew

'dem bassus bite off

more than they can chew

I'll throw 'em all

there is no doubt

they will sparkle bright

when I cast 'em out

and when they fall

big bassus I'll haul

and do it

myyyyyyyy sparkly waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
 

Mark Hofman

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Ladies and gentlemen,



that was THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Rob LaMoy

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So Clinton could play the sax! He had nothin' on Neeley.

Neeley for pres (c) LOL

Vote Neeley, VOTE for a better tomorrow with sparkles!
 

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