Lamar Gilbert
Well-Known Member
Warm Milk.
The wise old Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying
The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable.
They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it.
Then one nun took the glass back to the kitchen,
remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the
previous Christmas. She opened it and poured a generous amount
into the warm milk
Back at Mother Superior's bed she held the glass to her lips, Mother drank
a little, then a little more, before they knew it, she drank the whole glass
down to the last drop.
"Mother", the nuns asked in earnest, "Please give us some wisdom before you die".
Barely audible and with a serene look on her face she said: "Don't sell that cow".
